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5 Toughest Questions Women Ask - and the Answers

Here are answers to 5 of the toughest questions women ask ........ There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in last April's issue of Sassy magazine. The five questions are: 1 -  "What are you thinking?" 2 -  "Do you love me?" 3 -  "Do I look fat?" 4 -  "Do you think she is prettier than me?" 5 -  "What would you do if I died?" What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly.  For example: 1 -  "What are you thinking?"  The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear.  I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy

Apology from Park Resorts

After the launch of the new and improved Park Resorts website the client has experienced a tracking issue. Since 11p.m on Wednesday 28th April any sales generated have not been tracked by Commission Junction therefore sales have not been logged in your affiliate account. Unfortunately this problem will not be fixed until early week commencing 3rd May. We sincerely apologise for this error and can guarantee you will not lose money as a result. We will ensure that any 'lost' commission will be credited back to your account.  We strongly recommend you continue to promote Park Resorts and do not remove any banners or links as we guarantee you will be recompensed for any missing commission.